News

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

NO BODY MESSES WITH WALKER: Chuck Norris turns 74 today! Photo: Associated Press

The martial arts superstar has spawned hundreds of legends. Some of them – all of them(?) – true, some of them just hilarious. Here’s our top 6 Chuck Norris “facts” you can use to impress your friends on his 74th birthday.

AP101202031379
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


AP061102040732
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


AP97010107005
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


AP061030028247
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


AP061018020703
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.


AP81407618489
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Recent Headlines

in Music

Miley Cyrus pays homeless friend’s legal fees

Fresh
Miley Cyrus arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on Sunday, Aug. 24, 2014, in Inglewood, Calif.

Miley Cyrus has offered to pay the legal fees for a homeless young man she took to the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.

in Music

Nude pictures of 5 Seconds of Summer bassist leak online

Fresh
Australian pop punk band 5 Seconds of Summer draws a huge crowd as they perform live on the 'Today' show as part of the 2014 Summer Concert Series.

Nude photos of Calum Hood have leaked after the 5SOS bassist reportedly sent a video of himself via Snapchat.

in Music

‘Hip-Hop Police’ step up surveillance after shooting

Fresh
Marion 'Suge' Knight at a gas station in Beverly Hills
Los Angeles, California - 28.06.06

An elite police force tasked with monitoring personal appearances by controversial hip-hop stars is stepping up its surveillance in the wake of Marion 'Suge' Knight's shooting.

in Entertainment

Lena Dunham and Kate Mara hit by a falling sign

Fresh
Lena Dunham, of HBO's "Girls," arrives at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards held at The Nokia Theatre  in Los Angeles.

The "Girls" and "House of Cards" actresses saw stars of their own after an accident at a Venice premiere.

in Entertainment

Charges dropped against Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s suspected drug dealer

In this Jan. 19, 2014 photo, Philip Seymour Hoffman poses for a portrait at The GenArt Quaker Good Energy Lodge during the Sundance Film Festival, in Park City, Utah. Hoffman, who won the Oscar for best actor in 2006 for his portrayal of writer Truman Capote in "Capote," was found dead Sunday, Feb. 2, 2014, in his New York apartment. He was 46.

Drug-selling charges against a friend of late film star Philip Seymour Hoffman have been dropped after officers neglected to read the suspect his Miranda rights.