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Chris Brown had a seizure!
Chris Brown had a seizure!

CHRIS BROWN IS WELL AWARE THAT AMERICA DESPISES HIM. TWO MONTHS AGO, HE CLAIMED HE “LIKED” BEING THE PERSON EVERYONE HATES . . . BECAUSE IT, QUOTE, “MAKES LIFE INTERESTING.”

THEN, LAST WEEK, CHRIS THREATENED TO RETIRE FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY BECAUSE “MAINSTREAM AMERICA” WON’T FORGIVE HIM FOR A, QUOTE, “MISTAKE [HE] MADE WHEN HE WAS A [TEENAGER].” (A.K.A.: BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF RIHANNA.)

WELL, NOW ALL THIS IS STARTING TO TAKE A PHYSICAL TOLL ON HIM . . . SUPPOSEDLY.

JUST AFTER MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY MORNING, CHRIS SUFFERED A SEIZURE AT AN L.A. RECORDING STUDIO. SOMEONE CALLED 911 . . . BUT WHEN THE PARAMEDICS GOT THERE, HE REFUSED MEDICAL TREATMENT, AND WAS NOT INTERESTED IN GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.

CHRIS’ REP CONFIRMED THAT IT WAS A “NON-EPILEPTIC SEIZURE,” (WOW, EVEN EPILEPSY WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GUY) AND ADDED THAT CHRIS HAS BEEN SUPER STRESSED OUT . . . BECAUSE OUR BAD VIBES ARE GETTING TO HIM.

THE REP SAID, QUOTE, “HIS DOCTOR ATTRIBUTES [IT] TO INTENSE FATIGUE AND EXTREME EMOTIONAL STRESS, BOTH DUE TO THE CONTINUED ONSLAUGHT OF UNFOUNDED LEGAL MATTERS AND THE NONSTOP NEGATIVITY.”

ON SATURDAY, CHRIS TWEETED, QUOTE, “THEY WON’T LOVE YOU UNTIL YOU’RE A MEMORY.” HE’S SINCE DELETED THAT TWEET.

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