Blake

You might be a redneck if…

Well hello there! Hope your Tuesday is going well!! I have got a story for you!! It starts like this, “You might be a redneck if…” Ok so I’m on my way to work this morning and I’m at a stop sign. Across the street from me I see a red Chevy S-10, it’s like an 1994 and I was like, “You have got to be kidding me!” Here is what I see. Small front tires, bigger back tires, smoke stacks, and to top it all off across the front window it reads REDNECK!!! However, the word REDNECK was not even a sticker!! It was red car chalk!!! Yeah, and the reason I know it was red car chalk is because I could see where the wiper blades and rubbed part of the letters off!!! Hahahahaha!! It was awesome!!! It was the perfect way to start my day!!!
Well, I’m out of here!! Talk to you soon.

D.j. Blake

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