Dave and Dina Dictionary!
"Canoodling"
Code word for sex!
"Duck-Drinker"
Someone who drinks with a "Forward/back" motion!
"Facebook Creeping"
When you end up on Facebook pages of people that you don't know!
"Frienemy"
A friend who you consider an enemy!
"House-stalking"
What you do when you've purchased a house, but you haven't moved in yet! You stalk the house!
"Muttin-busting"
A sport they play at Texas rodeos where children tackle sheep!
"Non-Aquarian"
Someone who doesn't eat fish!
"Numbswearing"
When you're at the dentist, your mouth is numb and you swear!
"Pinkyswing"
When couples lock their pinky fingers and swing them as they're walking!
"Sexified"
To make oneself sexy.
"Schlumpy"
To look dishoveled, sloppy!
"Schmobing"
Hanging out in a group as opposed to dating!
"Tea Bully"
Tea drinkers who insist that if you don't like tea, it must be in your head!
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